The Satanic trinity

Simon Leis
Hamilton County Sheriff

Dear Sheriff Leis,

Ohio is under siege. The enemies of all that is good and decent are trying to bring the state's elected Republican leadership down by attacking their bold and innovative program to use state funds to reward those who finance Republican candidates. They call it Coingate and describe it as a "wholesale looting of the state treasury," but we see it for what it is, an opportunity for Ohio's taxpayers to contribute to the only party that's willing to take a stand for morality.

While others condemn Gov. Taft, Sec. of State Blackwell, and the candidate you've endorsed for governer, State Auditor Betty Montgomery, for turning the treasury over to campaign contributors, you remind us that there's a greater evil out there, a Satanic trinity if you will, doing much more to harm this nation. Your Police Memorial Day speech outlining the treachery of homosexuals, feminists, and the ACLU should be mandatory reading in our schools along with the Gettysburg Address and the Books of Genesis and Leviticus.

I was particularly moved by these passages:

Our country is in great peril, not from an approaching army but from a satanic pestilence that has already invaded our nation with a drug-infested culture, littering our country and neighborhoods with untold corpses and its collateral family damage.

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The gay and lesbian coalitions, rabid feminist groups and the American Civil Liberties Union (are) all competing for power. Many use their political action committee funds to influence elected officials, to represent these parasitic groups who proselytize and force us, under the protection of law, to tolerate and accept their despicable conduct and agenda.

Of course, there will be those who wil try to discredit you for speaking up for rightousness. They'll condemn you for stealing this speech because they don't understand that the truth cannot be owned; it can only be shared. I'm sure that you won't let their attacks deter you. You faced many of these same critics when you prosecuted Larry Flynt and the Contemporary Arts Center. They also attacked you when you failed to find the body of a missing person in the trunk of a car parked in your impound lot and questioned your use of terrorism warnings to scare people prior to the last election. I'm sure you'll be able to defend yourself against them again.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen JC Christian, patriot

Thanks to reader Beth for the tip.