Directorate of Operations
Central Intelligence Agency
Dear Director X,
NY Post columnist Deborah Orin has discovered a serious threat to the CIA's security. It seems that some of your covert agents attend Bruce Springsteen concerts. Naturally, fans of the Boss are not to be trusted. That, says Orin, justifies their betrayal--at least it did in Valerie Plame's case.It's imperative that you act quickly to purge your ranks of other Springsteen fans before Karl Rove is forced to betray them as well. Once they're gone, you can replenish your ranks by recruiting Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper, and Toby Keith fans. Sure, they may smell bad, and their mullets, skull tattoos, and all-but-GED educations might make it difficult to pass them off as engineers, scientists, or diplomatic officials, but, by gosh, you won't have to worry about them making secret visits to the Jersey Shore.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian
A helmet tip to Gilliard d'Nouvelleyork.
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