Joe Braun
Campaign Manager, Jean Schmidt for Congress
Dear Mr. Braun,
Well it's finally over. You delivered a four point win where you had a fifty point advantage. Unfortunately, that might not be enough to silence your detractors. If I were you, I'd immediately claim full responsibility for the win in as forcibly a manner as possible. Issue a press release, tonight, before you go to bed. Give it a strong headline--that's what reporters will remember when they write their stories. Something like "Braun Spanks Critics," should do the trick.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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