Miracles

With all of the good things Our Leader is doing, it's no wonder that our country is awash with miracles--Rep DeLay remains unindicted, national security minded conservatives continue to defend the betrayal of a CIA agent, and Secretary of State Ofgeorge has adopted Al Gore's talking points as her own. But these wonders begin to look like little more than cheap magic tricks when compared the most recent round of miracles with which we've been blessed.

Many of you may remember the Miraculous Winking Jesus who appeared on the internets a few years back. Well, he's back, this time in Hoboken. Last week, a man who goes by the name of "Sly" was cleaning a two foot statue of our Lord and Savior when Jesus' right eye suddenly opened. It's a blue eye--hopefully, that'll finally put to rest the ancient heresy that Our Redeemer was anything but Aryan.

This miracle follows on the heels of one that a number of you have seen on this very site. Over the last couple of weeks, I've received numerous emails and comments claiming that the Republican Jesus in my advertisement on the right sidebar is winking at readers. I haven't seen it myself, but I suspect that's because Republican Jesus is a very heterosexual Jesus. It wouldn't be right for him to wink at a man who pegs an 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender.

Helmet tip to Ugluks Flea.