Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

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Saturday, December 10, 2005

The General ♥ Timothy from NH and Brian from CO

In a heterosexual kind of way, of course.

Wow. Thank you for the Jesusland book and the wireless headphones. It's always a treat to see a box on my doorstep--better than any award. Thanks.

With one exception, I'm not looking for anything but prayers from any of my readers. That exception is the Counterintelligence Field Activity (CIFA). Look spies, you've been reading Jesus' General for over a year and a half. You know I've been one of Our Leader's greatest defenders on the internet, yet you won't even respond to my letter asking you for a Zenith P60W26P 60" Plasma Flat-Panel HDTV and a Sony DAV-FX100W Wireless Home Theater Dream System. It's not like you can't afford to buy them. Heck, your parent agency, the Department of Defense, spends that much on a Haliburton procured paperclip.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.