Long time readers know that the General has always believed that ladies can't be homosexuals. I gave up arguing about it long ago because I couldn't find an outside source to support my position.
That is until today, when I was reminded about Eugene Mirman's call to United America Technologies, a Christian phone company that, unlike its competitors, doesn't push the homosexual agenda.
Well I called them today at 877-266-6277 and asked them about it. Guess what? They agree with me. Here's what they had to say (mp3 file).
A helmet tip to reader Karen.
Update: One of the commenters claims that ladies can have sex with each other by using some kind of little sailor they keep in a boat. I don't know how many times we've discussed this before, but you all know I've looked and looked for it. I sure as hell can't find a little sailor down there.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.