Last Throes

Yesterday, I asked the men and not men of my militia to defend Our Mistress of The Concentration Camps from being overtaken by Lafayette in the silver medal race for Best Blog. Although those who hate freedom might say we lost that battle, I prefer to characterize it as a decisive victory. Certainly, Lafayette's trouncing of Mrs. Malkin signals that his Weblog Awards bid is in its last throes.

The same holds true for Law Dork in the Best Law Blog category. He may have thwarted our efforts to prevent him from passing Stop the ACLU and threatening the Volokh Klan's supremacy, but yesterday's victories are certain to hasten his ignominious defeat.

Today, I ask you to take the battle to them again. Do not allow Lafayette to heap more humiliation onto our sweet Countess of Kristelnacht. And watch out for Note De Points De Parler as well. Mr. Marshall is eying Mrs. Malkin's third place spot like Ralph Reed eyes a casino operator's checkbook.

Vote in the Best Blog race.

We must also increase our efforts in the Best Law Blog Race. The Volokh boys are being dogged by Law Dork, a man who reeks of snails and baguettes. We cannot allow him to take the lead.

Vote in the Best Law Blog race.

And finally, I still have hellish Dilberts on my trail. That little cubicle dweeb commands the loyalties of many comics section afficionados. I'll need a big lead to hold his legions at bay.

Vote for Best Humor/Comics blog.

Correction

The other day, I said that I suspected Wuzzadem of being both Zell Miller and the commenter who calls itself Veritas. He assures me that he's not Veritas. Interestingly, he did not deny being Zell Miller.