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Saturday, January 07, 2006

An honest mistake

Charlie Cruce
Director of Missions
Tulsa Metro Association of Baptist Churches

Dear Dr. Cruce,

I am very disappointed with you for rebuking Lonnie Latham on your home page. Latham, the senior pastor at South Tulsa Baptist Church, deserves better. Obviously, his arrest for "Offering to Engage in an Act of Lewdness/Prostitution" resulted from an honest mistake. There's no other explanation. He hates homosexuality--as a member of the Southern Baptist Convention's Executive Committee, he's tirelessly fought the homosexual agenda.

You know what it's like to witness to homosexuals. You go to one of those places where they hang out, look around for a potential convert, and begin telling him about the good word. Eventually, you notice that he's rubbing his little soldier's bivouac area in an unusual manner, and you suddenly realize that he's been bitten by a venomous snake. You offer to suck out the venom. He pulls out a badge, and the next thing you know everyone thinks you're a homosexual.

Think about it. The same thing could happen to you.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot



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