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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Science stinks

Dr. Steve E. Abrams
Chair, Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Dr. Abrams,

Now that all the furor that surrounded your decision to teach a Christ-centered biology curiculum to young Kansans has died down, it's time to start thinking about how you might extend the Church's influence into the teaching of other sciences. It won't be easy. There aren't any well-funded Christian activist organizations like the Discovery Institute to help you develop these new curricula. You'll have to look to the few individuals who've worked outside of the system to reconcile faith with science.

One of those people is Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh. Working alone at the Dallas Central Library, he applied something much like Intelligent Design to the study of astronautics, agricultural science, and the social sciences. Such work has turned him into a library industry legend.

I urge you to hire him as a consultant, immediately. He may not be available much longer. His most recent work with the donut industry is beginning to get him international attention.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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