Where are they now: the alleged Convention Kicker

Scott Robinson
Masculinist Hero

Dear Mr. Robinson,

I, too, am outraged by Penn's decision to invite Jodie Foster to speak at graduation, and I'm in total agreement with your statement that "the pomp and circumstance of my graduation ceremony should not be a forum for your half-baked social theories about the plight of women."

After all, why should the men of your graduating class be subjected to another lecture about "violence against women, parent-child relationships and the challenges faced by women in traditionally male professions." What good will it do? Penn fraternity members, as you point out, have already been forced to sit through the "don't rape women or put drugs in their drinks speech." That should be all the feminislamist propaganda any one man should be compelled to hear.

Penn would be much better served by enlisting you to speak at graduation. Who better to speak about gender issues than you, the man who allegedly employed his boots of masculine superiority repeatedly against a woman at the Republican National Convention and then later intimidated female voters on election day.

Of course, feminislamist Penn President Amy Guttmann would never allow you to speak, so I guess you'll have to do the next best thing: jump up on the stage and kick the shit out of Jodie Foster.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot