Coming clean about Malkinwald

Earlier this year, I posted a map to Malkinwald . It's now come to my attention that a number of patriots and Frenchmen are about to expose me for falsifying the location of that facility. It's true, should anyone actually find the tangle of streets depicted on the map and proceed to the spot marked "Malkinwald," they'll find a football field.

I do not regret moving the location of Malkinwald. Our Lady of the Concentration Camps was in great danger at the time. During that same week, a US Congressman had accused her of treason during wartime, a crime punishable by death; a famous talk show host and cable news pundit who also serves as the head of a powerful 527 group, called for her to be locked in a cage and beaten to death; and publications ranging from the Wall Street Journal to the National Review demanded that Our Leader bring the full force of His terrible wrath against her. All of these things combined to create an atmosphere in which Malkin's life was in danger.

Wait...I'm sorry. I was confused. Our Lady of the Concentration Camps was in no danger at all. The things I mentioned in the previous paragraph happened last week and the target wasn't Mrs. Malkin, it was the New York Times. That's why Rocco DiPippo published the complete addresses of the Times' publisher and one of its photographers. It's also why Dennis K wrote:

Go hunt* them down and do America a favor. Get their photo, street address, where their kids go to school, anything you can dig up, and send it to the link above. This is your chance to be famous - grab for the golden ring.

Maybe I didn't need to move the location of Malkinwald, after all.

Seriously: The original map also had one of Google's red pins stuck into it. Although it was not labeled, the pin did mark the actual location of Malkinwald. I photoshopped the pin out a few days after posting it. Although I regret that I did not remove the pin earlier, I do not believe the limited information provided on the map, especially when combined with the fake siting of Malkinwald, could be used to find Malkinwald's true location.

*After being informed that Frenchman had forwarded his comments to the FBI. Professor Dennis changed the word "hunt" to "track."

Update: After being told that his dean might be interested in his site, Professor Dennis changed the wording completely, but The Agonist saved the page in its original form.