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Monday, July 17, 2006

God revokes pride parade permit

Christine Darg
Exploit Ministries

Dear Mrs. Darg,

God works in mysterious ways. We all know that, but that doesn't prevent us from being surprised when we see his mysterious ways in action And surprised I was when I read the following passage from your blog, ellipses and all:

Military events in Israel are now likely to force the cancellation of the World Pride homosexual desecration of Jerusalem next month.

Believers in Israel and all over the world have been bombarding Heaven for God to intervene. . ..But sometimes God answers in ways that nobody wants. War is never pleasant, but its security demands take precedence over something as frivolous as a gay parade.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that God would use a war to put the kibosh on a homosexual pride parade. After all, He once destroyed a whole city with fire and brimstone for pretty much the same thing. Of course, he offered the people another option, sex with Lot's daughters, before destroying them. It's a shame you didn't think of that before God had to intervene this time. You might have prevented this war had you put in a little quality time with the parade organizers.

Oh well. Maybe next time.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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