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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Special Op "Faux Warrior" Day Three

The enemy is wiley, but Mike has some advice:

1. Pretend to be a moderate conservative that agrees with the host when you reach the screener. Listen to the program, find something silly to agree with, add your own dash of spice and spit it out for the screener when asked. For instance, today’s question was “Is this WWIII?” You could have called and said “Yes, this is WWIII, and it’s about time. Israel has been so oppressed for so long - how much longer are they supposed to worry about riding the busses to work? We take so much for granted here in the US, it’s hard for us to imagine how the people live in Israel. But I know if it were me, I’d be welcoming the opportunity to finish this once and for all.”
2. Hold for as long as it takes for them to take your call and then give them about half of your talking point before launching into an appeal for Kilmeade to fight the war himself. He’s damned good at cheering war on - and with all that make-up, he looks pretty doing it - but why doesn’t he put his own as in the fire?

Target: "The Brian [Kilm*ade of Fox] and the Judge Radio Show"

Objective: Convince Brian to transfer from the 101st Fighting Newsreaders to the regular army.

Mission: Call his show at 1 866 408 7669 between 9 and noon Eastern. Those who complete the mission successfully will have recordings of their calls posted on Calling All Wingnuts.

Previous Actions: Mike Stark of Calling All Wingnuts made it on the air three times (first call, second, third).

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