These are warrior kitties (mostly)

The kittens are 2 weeks old now, and I thought it was time to teach them a few wrestling moves. Of course, they wrestle naked in the manner of the ancient warriors of Sparta. They are the General's kittens after all.

Here, Lil Bear throws a neck lock on Lazy Joe (Ofjoshua and JC II renamed them--they didn't like calling them "Gone-When-Weaned," "Short-Term-Visitor," "Don't-Get-Attached," and "Oh-God-Not-Another-One.")



Moe and Lazy Joe throw a little tag team action on Lil Bear.



Lazy Joe nudges Smokey asking for help, but Smokey refuses. I worry that Smokey may have come under the influence of some gawd damned, fast-talking, Mennonite, pacifist homosexuals. I'll need to follow Dr. Dobson's advice and show him my little soldier.



Lazy Joe, backed by a coalition of the willing made up of an ant and a tribe of dust mites, retaliates, driving off his attackers.



Exhausted, the kitten warriors take a well-earned rest.



Note: I was going to call them "manly kitties" but I believe Moe and Lil Bear are not-men. I'm not sure about it. I don't think the Lord wants us to look at kitten's naughty bits.