Would it be possible to delete all the spam comments coming from Jesus' General? Freakin' liberals/progressibves/surrender monkeys playing games again this year.
Don't they have their own little surrender monkey awards?
Posted by William Teach
| November 15, 2006 6:34 PM
Yes, you read it right. Captain Teach called the Red Guard of Our Leader's Glorious Conservative Christianist Cultural Revolution, "little surrender monkeys." Thank God Cleetus was there to defend your honor (And thank God he told the truth this time. He's usually a God-damned liar. I was pushing that sheep, honest, and besides, I was drunk.)
Anyway, here's Cleetus's response:
I'm very excited about how celebrities are responding to the nomination:I would also like to nominate The Pirate's Cove http://thepiratescove.us/ by "William Teach". Though his jealousy at the General is predictable, it is also understandable.
Nothing says "100% Heterosexual Conservative" than fantasizing you are a pirate captain, spending long months on board an isolated ship full of swarthy men hoping to violenty conquer other's men ships and take them captive.
A quick perusal of his blog reveals a man who is not about to let reality alter his beliefs, and his efforts at Global Warming denial show a dedication that puts other conservative bloogers to shame. One could almost believe he'd be willing to fight in Iraq based on his support for Dear LEader's policies, but like a good conservative, he know where to draw the line in personal commitment.
Helllooooo, Sailor!
Posted by Cleetus | November 15, 2006 6:54 PM
Because the General is one solid mass of God-fearing heterosexuality. All those other so-called 'conservative' blogs are maintained by girly men or worse, women.
Posted by Rick Santorum | November 15, 2006 9:11 AM
When I can put down my Bible and thank the Lord my ERA isn't 6.66, when the guys tell me I can't lynch Andruw Jones, when I can't try to poison CommunistAtheistIslamofascist Jimmy Carter, I read the General:
JESUS' GENERAL is the best conservative blog.
Posted by John Smoltz | November 16, 2006 7:44 PM
JC CHRISTIAN's JESUS' GENERAL is the hottest thing I've ever seen, save for Our Dear Leader's tight, patriotic codpiece in front of a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner. A true, manly conservative who punches out queers without tears, I live to one day fondle the General's holy prayer beads. I only regret that Dear Leader himself does not blog, but I enjoy his unturgid daughters' Christain Drinking Night photos on the Internets.
Posted by G Gordon Liddy | November 16, 2006 7:31 PM
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.