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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Gifts that'll stop baby Jesus from destroying your village

If you're looking to find fun, inexpensive gifts for your more God-fearing and patriotic friends and family members, you can't go wrong by checking out the advertisers in my sidebar.

Miss Poppy Dixon's been a Christmas advertiser here for a number years. I love all of her stuff, but you should avoid her anti-masturbatory gum if you're thinking about rescuing spermatazoan-Americans (and of course ladies wouldn't need it anyway since they don't have little soldiers to touch inappropriately). Instead, you might consider a Lock 'n Load Jesus ash tray. Her blog, Adult Christianity, and Cafe Press shop are pretty darn good too.

Carry a Big Sticker has advertised here pretty much constantly over the last few years. Please consider thanking them for supporting the General by picking up a T-shirt or a couple of stickers.

Both have special deals for the General's readers. See their ads for details.

I think Red State: The Movie will be advertising here soon. Buy a DVD even if they don't. I guess I should also mention This Divided State while I'm at it. We need to support French filmakers so Jason Apuzzo has someone to oppress him.

And lets not forget our readers.

SeattleDan and SeattleTammy can satisfy all your reading needs. Call or email them at their independent bookstore, Jackson Street Books, (206) 324-7000.

If any other readers have a business they'd like me to plug, please put the info in the comments and I'll post it over the weekend. It'll be nice to have a list of God-fearing, heterosexual businesses to patronize.

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