Jim Webb is a lucky man

Jim Webb is a very lucky man. Our Leader would have torn him to pieces for his insolence had not First Lady OfGeorge, Secretary of State OfGeorge, failed Supreme Court Nominee OfGeorge, and Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs OfGeorge restrained him. Yes, you read that right. The only reason Jim Webb isn't in a hospital bed today is because the OfGeorges intervened. It took all four of them, but thank God, they prevented a massacre.

Webb's also much wiser than I would have guessed. Had he chosen to act on his impulse to punch Our Leader, there's only one way the Decider could have responded. He'd have taken out a straight razor and said, "Now, I've gotta cuts ya." That's the way things are handled in the vicious preparatory schools where Our Leader learned to be a Texan.

It's just too bad we can't get a bunch of Iraqis to punch him. He'd be on them like a white hood on a Republican strategist. It'd free up enough troops to repeat our Iraq success in Iran and Syria.

Update: It looks like Our Leader did get a kick in.