Condi's sacrifice

Condoleeza Rice
Secretary of State

Dear Secretary Rice,

With approval ratings free falling into a sub-Nixonian abyss, Our Leader faces the most perilous period of his entire reign. His enemies, our enemies, America's enemies are now gathering to feast on the corpse of his presidency. We must do everything possible to stop them, including making personal sacrifices to deny them additional avenues of attack. As Our Leader's closest "friend," you will be required to make the greatest sacrifice of all.

Fortunately, we know what the enemy is planning. A francoblogger let it slip when he wrote:

Can't someone give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him?

I think the nature of your sacrifice is clear.

Strike that. It's a shared sacrifice.

No, It's more Our Leader's sacrifice than yours. We can't expect him to do without. He's suffered enough by giving up all that brush clearing time in Crawford. Maybe you should just get him an inflatable Secretary of State to take care of his needs. Is that impeachable?

Heterosexually yours in a biblically approved, non-impeachable, kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot