Donald Duck wields a mean pair of scissors

Robert A. Iger
President and CEO
The Walt Disney Company

Dear Mr. Iger,

I'm very impressed by how your company is trying to crush the blogger, Spocko. Others will now think twice before attacking the talent at Disney radio's flagship station, KSFO, for endorsing castration, assassination, and genocide. Now, it's time to take bring their message to a wider audience.

Do you remember those old Wonderful World of Disney shows Walt Disney hosted? Every Sunday night, he'd appear on my television and talk about things like space travel with the help of Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Goofy, and all of the other beloved Disney characters. Wouldn't it be great if we brought it back featuring the stars of KSFO.

What could be more entertaining that a show about castrating brown people hosted by Brian Sussman? I can almost see Donald Duck emasculating the seven dwarfs with big cartoon scissors after he catches a very swarthy Doc reading the Koran.

Certainly, Melanie Morgan's show about assassinating Speaker Pelosi would be a big hit as well. It might even be funnier than castration if Goofy were called in to do the animated demonstration.

And what a Wonderful World of Disney it would be to have Lee Rogers host the show where Mickey Mouse turns the valves on a "delousing shower" for Indonesians.

I hope you will consider it. It seems like the kind of thing Disney would be interested in these days.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Graphic by Nez.

Elsewhere: Ripley created an audio report you won't want to miss.

Goldy has Spocko on his show, on KIRO 710, tonight (Sunday) at 8 PM PST. You can hear it here, live, if you don't live in the Puget Sound or on the land which surrounds it.

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