From: dineshjdsouza@aol.com
To: jcchristian@charter.net
Sent: Friday, January 19, 2007 4:56 AM
Subject: Re: Disappointed fan
Some crackpot is sending me emails and using your email address. Just thought you'd like to know.
best, Dinesh D'Souza
My response:
Dear Mr. D'Souza,
Thank you for alerting me to this. I suspect Nancy Pelosi is behind it. I'm fairly certain she's also the one who has been sending me disgusting, yet strangely arousing, photos in emails with subject lines like "Col. Oliver North Takes One in the Foxhole" and "Bill O'Reilly in The Falafels of October." She's trying to silence me by making me a target of her islamunistofascist cultural allies. Please forward the forged emails you received so I can compare them to the ones she sent me.
Was I was wrong about you? I assumed that you were responsible for choosing the leopard print carpet in your den. Now, I'm wondering if the carpet was laid without your knowledge, perhaps by one of America's enemies like Keith Olbermann, in an effort to discredit you. If that's the case, please accept my apologies.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
More exchanges with Mr. D'Souza
My original email to him.
His second reply and my second response.
Update: Dinesh and I are now pen pals. I'll post his latest response sometime tonight.
w00t!!
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