Our secret weapon

There are many in the Francosphere who insist on renaming the sustained surge option for Bush/McCain/Lieberman War Against Withdrawal by calling it "escalation." These defeatunists fail to understand what we, or at least 25% of us according to an AP/AOL poll, understand: a sustained surge will be only temporary, because Jesus will return in 2007. He is our secret weapon.

Prophecy tells us that he'll appear above Jerusalem at the site of Solomon's Temple. He'll grow to a height of 1000 cubits and destroy our enemies by stomping his terrible feet on Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, and Syria. Then he will turn his terrible gaze toward Iraq and destroy every major city with lasers he will shoot from his eyes. Finally, he will turn the clouds above Iran into a giant anvil which he will drop on mullahs and their followers.

And there will be much rejoicing.