Chair, Nevada State Demislamunistofascist Party
Dear Brother Collins,
As a yellow elephant Republican, I was saddened to learn that you're resigning your chairmanship after only one year of service. You accomplished so many great things in so little time, I was eagerly awaiting your next move. Now, I realize that next move will never come.
Still, you're leaving the Nevada Demislamunistofascist party with a tremendous legacy. In less than a year, you:
- Put the GLBT Caucus in it's place by telling them they they were victimizing themselves by living a deviant lifestyle.
- Blamed women for destroying the Democrat Party by working for passage of the Equal Rights Amendment.
- Lost the Governor's race to Elder Gibbons even after he sexually assaulted a woman while breaking the Word of Wisdom.
- And best of all, partnered with Fox News to hold a Democrat candidates presidential debate.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot