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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Agent Provocateurs Provokaters*

There are traitors among us, vile, America-hating subversives who work tirelessly to discredit conservatism by making it look ridiculous. Pretending to be patriots, they create blogs where they post rambling paranoid diatribes that are more akin to the Son of Sam's insane rantings than to any insightful political discourse. Readers see these exercises in schizophasia and assume that conservatism must be an ideology best suited for lunatics, psilocybin enthusiasts, and syphilitic dementia patients.

I know it's hard to believe, but it's true, and I'm going to begin exposing these agent provokaters* for the devious moonbatical libuslamunistofascist pretenders they are.

Let us begin with one of the worst, Pamela of Atlas Shrugs. Take a look at the word salad she tossed today:

The leftards are leading the dhimmicrats around by their tail and it ain't good. Owned. Lock, stock and barrel. This country needs two parties, not a handmaiden for the enemies of freedom, justice, pursuit of love and happiness.

My God! Did you catch that! She used a firearms term, "lock, stock, and barrel," to describe the dhimmicrats submission to the element of their party controlled by leftards and the handmaidens "for the enemies of freedom, justice, pursuit of love and happiness." Everyone knows the libonobos hate guns. Insane!

*Edited to remove Frenchness.

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