AIPAC opens another front in its ongoing war against Jews

Howard Friedman
President, American Israel Political Affairs Committee (AIPAC)

Dear President Friedman,

The biggest complaint many of us more traditionally-minded Christian-Americans have against AIPAC is that it, like the media, banking, and matzoh industries, is controlled by the Jews. That's why I was so relieved when I learned that you've invited Pastor John Hagee to speak at your conference.

He's about as an accomplished an anti-Semite as you can find anywhere. Heck, he rivals David Duke on the Gibsonian scale of absolute Jew hating, but thankfully, like AIPAC, he's able to separate his anti-Semitism from his blind support for Israel. I mean here's a guy who blames Jews for both the Holocaust and the crucifixion of Our Lord and Savior; preaches that Jews are going to Hell, and prays for the day when the Middle East is cleansed of all non-Christians by nuclear fire.

So, how did you meet Mr. Hagee? Did he call to congratulate AIPAC for feeding anti-Semitic conspiracy theories by engaging in espionage against the United States on the behalf of Israel? No doubt that single incident sold more copies of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion than David Duke sold in all the years he's been hawking it. Or did something else bring you together?

Well, no matter how you met, you're together now. That's exciting. You're a perfect match.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot