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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Where's mine?

Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud
c/o Embassy of the Kingdom Saudi Arabia

Dear Prince Bandar,

I can't blame you for giving a '95 Jag to Colin Powell. A man should be rewarded for his integrity, and certainly, Powell deserves a Jag after all the work he did for your government while serving as Joint Chiefs' Chair, National Security Advisor, and Secretary of State. But where's my reward? I've done a lot to assist your government as well. Certainly, I've done my share of shifting the blame for 911 away from Saudi Arabia to Iraq, and I've never made fun of Our Leader for spooning with King Abdullah Bin-Abd-al-Aziz Al Saud. That should be worth a set of naked lady mudflaps at the very least.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot


  1. Didn't you get yours? They were giving 'em away with a fill-up and lube at the gas station in my neighborhood. And they were gift-wrapped and had a signed card and everything!

  2. My Dear Friend,

    As a protege of the Jewish people, you should avoid this mumser. So, what is in it for you? That Jag Powell got was so poorly made that soon thereafter Jaguar was taken over by Ford? FORD!! The anitsemite?

    Get it General?

    So decide, are you a good goy, one of our honed few? or a suporter of the well greased self appointed nobility of Arabia.

    Boycott Saudi oil, burn recycled pig fat!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.