Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud
c/o Embassy of the Kingdom Saudi Arabia
Dear Prince Bandar,
I can't blame you for giving a '95 Jag to Colin Powell. A man should be rewarded for his integrity, and certainly, Powell deserves a Jag after all the work he did for your government while serving as Joint Chiefs' Chair, National Security Advisor, and Secretary of State. But where's my reward? I've done a lot to assist your government as well. Certainly, I've done my share of shifting the blame for 911 away from Saudi Arabia to Iraq, and I've never made fun of Our Leader for spooning with King Abdullah Bin-Abd-al-Aziz Al Saud. That should be worth a set of naked lady mudflaps at the very least.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot