Accessories for your Dr. Laura Action Figure

Dr Laura Schlessinger
Radio Physiologist

Dear Dr. Laura,

I love the talking Dr. Laura action figure you're selling on your website, but I think it could be even a little better if you added a line of accessories. Specifically. I'm thinking about things like:

• I am my Conservative Child-Raising Expert's Son's Hookah and Snuff Porn Collection.
• I am my Moralists Sugardaddy (Bill Ballance Edition)
• I am my Mistress's Married Boy Toy (Lew Bishop Edition).
• I am my Daughter's Decaying Mother.

I hope my ideas are helpful.

Heterosexually yours in a chaste and non-Dr-Laura-emulating kind of way,

Gen, JC Christian, patriot