Dear Dr. Laura,
I love the talking Dr. Laura action figure you're selling on your website, but I think it could be even a little better if you added a line of accessories. Specifically. I'm thinking about things like:
- I am my Conservative Child-Raising Expert's Son's Hookah and Snuff Porn Collection.
- I am my Moralists Sugardaddy (Bill Ballance Edition)
- I am my Mistress's Married Boy Toy (Lew Bishop Edition).
- I am my Daughter's Decaying Mother.
Heterosexually yours in a chaste and non-Dr-Laura-emulating kind of way,
Gen, JC Christian, patriot