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Monday, March 10, 2008

Now, with real body cavity search action

At Amazon:

3.0 out of 5 stars Teaching Respect for the State Security Apparatus, March 9, 2008
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews
Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars
I like the basic idea. I applaud Playmobile for attempting to provide us with the tools we need to teach our children to unquestioningly obey the commands of the State Security Apparatus, but unfortunately, this product falls short of doing that. There's no brown figure for little Josh to profile, taser, and detain? Where are all the frightened plastic Heartlanders pointing at the brown figure as they whisper "terrorist?" Where are the hippy couple figures being denied boarding passes? And shouldn't someone be forcing a mother figure to drink her own breast milk? But most of all, wouldn't this toy be a lot more fun if you added "Real Body Cavity Search Action(TM)."
A helmet tip to Thingwarbler.

And for a little more "Real Body Cavity Search Action(TM):"
37 of 42 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Penetrating Analysis, October 25, 2007
By commie atheist (San Francisco, CA) - See all my reviews
I'm glad to see that Mr. Gannon has stiffened his resolve and not allowed the flagellations of the liberal MSM to blunt his hugely satisfying and deeply probing critique of their biased and ham-handed reporting. With a rock-hard intensity, Gannon grabs hold of the hypocrisy and deviousness of the "chattering classes" with both hands and drives home his thesis, refusing to quit until he has unleashed a torrent of white-hot truth on the flanks of those who would betray America. He refuses to "suck up" to the mendacious media mavens who can only weakly wave their limp-noodle excuses in his direction as he pricks their veneer of self-importence. His main thrust, that he returns to again and again and again, almost relentlessly, is that the MSM has laid itself wide open to repeated attacks by a massive rear guard action from a vocal and persistent minority of "New Journalists," who have exposed "Old Media" as the cuckolded, flaccid mouthpiece of Islamofascists and their degenerate allies on the left it is today. Bravo, Mr. Gannon, and keep it up!

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