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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Forever Dumb

Forever Dumb
(a disrespectful parody of Bob Dylan's Forever Young)

May FOX caress and freep you always
May its news keep you unglued
May you mock so many others
And let others mock for you
May you watch a network made of straw
Burning in the sun
May you stay forever dumb
Forever dumb, forever dumb
May you stay forever dumb

May you grow up to be mindless
May you grow up to be fools
May you never seek the truth
That would come blinding you
May you always be a follower
Who obeys the wagging tongues
May you stay forever dumb
Forever dumb, forever dumb
May you stay forever dumb

May your thoughts always be clouded
Your fog is such a gift
May you watch a generation
Watch them fall right off the cliff
May your heart always be fearful
May you buy a hundred guns
May you stay forever dumb
Forever dumb, forever dumb
May you stay forever dumb

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