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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Southern Plan

Southern Plan
(sung to the tune of
Neil Young's Southern Man)

southern plan
it is time for bed
don't come back
and mess with our heads
southern pain
got to end at last
now is the day
that we break on past
southern plan

i saw Nixon
reach in his sack
cynical game plans
put out by hacks
southern plan
why do you
come on back?
i heard scheming
no bullshit lacking
so wrong, so wrong
so wrong

southern plan
it is time for bed
don't come back
and mess with our heads
southern pain
got to end at last
now is the day
that we break on past
southern plan

hillary
your flair is dying down
i've seen your southern plan
comin' round
dare not trod
upon that shallow ground
i heard scheming
no bullshit lacking
so wrong, so wrong
so wrong

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The catalyst for this ditty came from the stayed behind series.

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