Potty Train Your Mouth the McCain Way!

McCain's Song*
(sung to the tune of YMCA)

Young man, there’s no need to feel weak
I said, young man, grab your wife by her beak
I said, young man, if life’s got you down
There’s no need to be so wimpy

Young man, there’s a word you can use
I said, young man, when you have a short fuse
You can say it, and I’m sure you will find
You will keep your girl in line

It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t

When you have a big need for your wife to submit
You can really make that bitch sit…

It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t

You can be the big man, assert your authority
You can act just like a King…

Young man, love is a vanishing thing
I said, young man, just what will it be?
I said, young man, bring your wife to her knees
Your word has to be supreme

No man should submit to his wife
I said, young man, don’t be like Barney Fife
Like McCain, say it: c.u.n.t.
It will keep her in her place

It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
When you have a big need for your wife to submit
You can really make that bitch sit…

It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t

You can be the big man, assert your authority
You can act just like a King…

Young man, I was once just like you
I said, I didn’t even have the first clue
I felt my woman was ruling the roost
I felt she had laughed at my might…

That’s when John McCain spoke to me
And said, young man, say this word, you’ll be free
Call your girl a c.u.n.t.
Be the head of your family

It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t

When you have a big need for your wife to submit
You can really make that bitch sit…

It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t
It’s fun to say your wife’s a c-u-n-t


Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel weak
Young man, young man, grab your wife by her beak

C-u-n-t…your wife is a c-u-n-t

Young man, young man, listen to John McCain
Young man, young man, next up is Iran!

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*I was unable to post these lyrics in the comments section of this post so I felt it my patriotic duty to submit them here. To be clear, I only submit to the General and God. My wife, who must submit to God and me lest we chasten her soundly, is at the hardware store buying a chainsaw. I am so fucked.

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