In a powerful display of network muscle flexing and creative programming, CBS has announced it will sew John McCain's head onto Barack Obama's neck for the third and final 2008 presidential debate. A CBS News press release stated the following:
Watch John McCain and "That One" turn softball questions into hardheaded hilarity! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go to the bathroom, you'll answer your cell phone, you'll get something from the fridge, you'll wonder about that lover you had in college, you'll forget where you left your keys, you'll stop reading this blog post...McCain & Obama: Together Again For the First Time! Check your local listings!