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Saturday, January 10, 2009

"Barack Obama is the devil"

And he "is wicked as hell," and he "is a partial birth abortion."

Pastor Anderson, filled with the spirit of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Homer Christ, tells it like it is:

Here's a transcript:

Pastor Anderson: And why do you think this country elected a devil like Barack Obama. Why? Because the news media crammed him down our throats.

Some Libislamunistofascist: What is the devil?

Pastor Anderson: Get the Hell out of here if you don't like this kind of preaching. You know what? Barack Obama is the devil. Barack Obama is a partial birth abortion. If you don't like to hear the truth then get the hell out of my church, because I'm gonna tell ya somethin', because Obama is for partial birth abortion. Barack Obama is a murderer! Barack Obama is wicked as hell! And you cannot let the door hit you on the way out, buddy! Because Barack Obama is wicked and [It cuts off there, but I think Pastor Anderson calls Brother Stucky up to the pulpit, strips off his clothes, anoints him with oil, and wrestles him, naked, in the manner of the ancient Spartan warriors.]

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