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Monday, January 19, 2009

The stain of sin

Indeed, we all sin, but when we do, we must suffer the consequences. For this good and righteous Director of Faith-Based Initiatives it means submitting himself to the will of the people as expressed through the judicial system. For many of the rest of us, it means submitting ourselves to punishment from a guy in Seattle who spanks men for money. May his mighty and terrible spatula of holy redemption cleanse our souls of the stain of sin.

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