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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Wickedness of Acceptance

Dr. Gary Cass
Christian Anti-Defamation Commission

Dear Dr. Cass,

I had a feeling you'd catch a lot of hell for rebuking Obama and his homosexual marching bands. Sadly, the piccolo's seductive powers have blinded too many people. The Gospel no longer strikes as much fear into their hearts as it once did.

Kudos to you for not giving into their anger by going silent, because your response was near perfect. Instead of returning to your original argument--perhaps by shifting it slightly to address the wickedness of woodwinds--you launched another more strategic attack. You went after the most destructive sin of all, "respect for all people":
In a galling act of reckless boldness, Robinson prayed that tolerance be replaced with genuine respect for all people. This is madness.
Yes, indeed, it is madness. Lord knows Jesus wouldn't put up with such nonsense. I bet He slapped the noses off more than a few filthy lepers his day. You just never read about it in the Bible because it was so common. It wasn't a big deal unless He actually treated a leper with respect. That was news and that's why it got reported in Gospels.

So, good for you for taking a stand against respect. It must have felt very liberating to just come out and say it like that. Heck, I bet it made you want to go out and poke a brown kid with a stick.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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