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Friday, March 20, 2009

A Commie in the White House

I have to echo what Free Republic owner, Jim Robinson, says--no more openly treasonous talk in the comments; save it for church socials:
Unfortunately, we are saddled with a communist sympathizer in the White House. I don't know whether or not he's an actual card carrying commie, but he's definitely an America-hating, anti-capitalist Marxist leftist who thinks communism is the way to go. So now comes the problem. If you feel it's your duty to call Obama a traitor and use salty language in your proposed resolution, ie, suggest the commie be keelhauled, walked off the plank, run up the yardarm, tarred and feathered and run out of Dodge, etc, etc, etc, you may be facing a visit from your friendly Secret Service.

9 comments:

  1. Well, if Obama has lost his commie card, he's welcome to use mine.

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  2. What happened to Jim Robinson's spine? Was it stolen by the Gay?

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  3. I believe this Secret Service scenario was already addressed on an episode of MTV's "The State" sometime in the mid 90's.

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  4. i saw Obama, I saw Obama
    i saw Obama walk into a bank
    i thought, momma, oh momma
    dear momma, is he in the tank?

    not a commie, not a commie
    too many friends workin' for the bank
    i said, baby, oh baby
    how long before he's pullin' rank?

    one percenters hogging plenty
    one percenters got an ass as big as life
    they got the money, they keep it honey
    try to take it they will cut you with a knife

    oh, yeah
    oh, yeah
    oh, yeah
    cut you with a knife
    they got the money
    they keep it honey
    try to take it they will cut you with a knife

    i saw Obama, I saw Obama
    i saw Obama walk into a bank
    i thought, momma, oh momma
    what's he doing at the bank?

    funny faces, off to the races
    trading places but the game remains the same
    no caped crusader, and no day trader
    he is a danger, got the skinny on the game

    he's got a marker, no carny barker
    could it be starker, the money boys are wild
    step right up sir, win a stuffed bear
    stick around, we've got it all on file

    one percenters hogging plenty
    one percenters got an ass as big as life
    they got the money, they keep it honey
    try to take it they will cut you with a knife

    oh, yeah
    oh, yeah
    oh, yeah
    cut you with a knife
    they got the money
    they keep it honey
    try to take it they will cut you with a knife

    ++++

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  5. Obama is the EXACT OPPOSITE of Sarah Palin. How entertaining is THAT? Hahahahahahahaha.

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  6. General, Sir:

    I applaud Mr. Robinson's vigilance/paranoia; I think he's wrong though.

    It's one thing to say, for 'zample, that, "Jim Robinson should have a sharpened, creosote soaked (or PT SYP) utility pole inserted into his rectum" and actually saying, "I'm going to insert a sharpened, creosote soaked (or PT SYP) utility pole into Jim Robinson's rectum".

    The first statement is idle musing, the latter an overt threat. I, personally, would not want to insert anything in Mr. Robinson's rectum--that would fall into the category of, "giving aid and comfort to the enemy"

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  7. Okay, I know I’m just a caveman lawyer and I’m not very clever – certainly not as clever as the mighty Jim Robinson – but he seems to be saying it’s okay to call Obama an “America-hater” and a “Marxist,” but not a “traitor.” The subtlety is just beyond me.

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  8. The obvious answer for the Jim Robinsons of this country is to rally their private armies and make governing impossible. If the rich ideologues have had 'enough', then another civil war is inevitable. Or will they meekly accede to re-regulation of the corporate media, banking and campaign finance?
    Nawwww.

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  9. General, Sir:
    WTF? I thought the bitters had their collective panties in a wad over President Obama being a Socialist and now it turns out he's a com-symp? I'm starting to get confused over here. Can with find a meme and stick to it? (Has anyone noticed he's BLACK, btw?)

    What's next? Saying he's a a foreigner and not a real 'Merkin?

    Also. Were not the Re-thugs bitching just the other day about McCarthy-ism when the names of the evil-doers from AIG were being demanded by some members of Congress. And now they call the President a commie who may merely have misplaced his card which sounds a little like something the former junior Senator from Wisconsin might have said. So is McCarthyism a good thing or a bad thing? Please advise.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.