Another example of the police interfering in a heartlander's stewardship of her beasts
OK, I made a dozen jokes about guys (uhhh, other guys) not being attentive and losing interest way too quickly, but perhaps I better just leave this one alone.
Update: I think I found her theme song:
I'm appalled, offended, and most of all disappointed by this story. Imagine, posting an article about this crime without specifying exactly what it was they spread on themselves to get the dog interested. I mean, it couldn't have been peanut butter because it gets all gunked up and makes a mess of the sheets. If anyone finds out what the substance was, it would be a community service to post it here.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was going to have to give you an anatomy lesson until I re-read the link and realize it said "beasts" and not "breasts."
ReplyDeletePeanut butter is my guess. It takes my dog longer to like peanut butter out of a Kong toy than any other food substance I've tried. She goes through squirtable canned cheese like it's not even there. If you add a dog biscuit or two you can get even more mileage. I'm just sayin'.
That would be "lick" in the previous comment ... LICK peanut butter out of a Kong toy. She likes it, too, but the licking is the relevant thing.
ReplyDeleteMy coffeespit moment:
ReplyDeleteWhen the police report said that . . . . "the dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera . . . "
One cannot blame Toby, can one?
It doesn't get much more insulting than when the dog loses interest. But I will try cheez whiz next. Thanks, kwach!
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ReplyDeletei'm always too slow to camera over and catch the good stuff Dammit!
ReplyDeleteThe Beagle was asking for it. They're all asking for it. All the time.
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteUntil I read this I was not paying any particular attention to the dog next door that's been barking for the last four or five hours. Now, I'm curious. BTW, wtf is a Kong toy; some kind of dogdo?