Sunday, March 8, 2009
WARNING, PLEASE HELP HELP HELP!!!
Helen's blog has been jacked into, please post this all over the Internet, THE PREACHING STINKS AT FAITHFUL WORD BAPTIST CHURCH, FULL OF LIES AND HYPOCRISY'S, they attacked Helen's blog, and deleted all of Helen's posts and they put their own post, TO ALL WHO READ THIS PLEASE HELP! SPREAD THIS ALL OVER THE INTERNET, they have violated our Constitutional Right of Freedom of Speech, they have invaded our privacy,
*WE ARE AFRAID OF STEVEN L. ANDERSON, HIS WIFE, HIS FOLLOWERS AND EVERYONE THAT BELONGS TO FAITHFUL WORD BAPTIST CHURCH, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO US, WE HOLD EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF FAITHFUL WORD BAPTIST CHURCH AND HIS SUPPORTERS RESPONSIBLE TO ANY HARM THAT WOULD BE CAUSED TO OUR FAMILY, WE HAVE BE THREATENED TO BE PHYSICALLY ATTACKED INSIDE FAITHFUL WORD BAPTIST CHURCH BUILDING IN TEMPE, AZ AND I DAVID EDWARDS WAS THREATENED ON THE PHONE BY STEVEN L. ANDERSON TO BE PHYSICALLY THROWN OUT IF I OR MY FAMILY GOT CLOSE TO HIS CHURCH, WHICH WE DON'T HAVE ANY DESIRE TO DO, NOW OR EVER.*
TO ALL THE READERS:
PLEASE HELP! POST THIS ALL OVER THE INTERNET, WE CANNOT GET INTO HELEN'S BLOG AT ALL.
Sunday, March 08, 2009
When Schism Becomes War
God is smiting the Edwards family with his mighty and terrible hacking software. David reports:
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OH MY GOD! THEY'RE IN THE BEDROOM UPSTAIRS! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! GET OUT OF THE INTERNETS! GET OFF OF THE PLANET! AGHHH! AIEEE!!!!*
ReplyDelete*Note: using all caps in a posting is a sign of the Rapture. Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING SAY SO, THAT'S WHY!
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OH MY GOD! THE PHONE CALL!! IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, they are concerned with phoney preachers.
Okay, these people are dolts. Don't you feel just a little bit bad about making fun of morons? These people have not had the opportunities in life that you have had and they are idiots because of it. As such, maybe you should back off and let them be.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get the idea that no one hacked into Helen's blog, it's just another attempt at getting attention.
ReplyDeleteEither that or Helen had one dumbass, simplistic password.
Reset password:
ReplyDeletePASSWORD
Succeeded
I'm voting for the simplistic password, like:
ReplyDeleteJesusLovesYou
Or, JesusLovesHelen
Or, HelenChrist
Or Mrs.HelenChrist
Yeah, that's it. Mrs.HelenChrist with a heart over the 'i' in Christ.
So predictable.
Oh, it's hacked all right. And probably by someone in the FWBC. The dramz!!!!!
ReplyDeletedphendri, If you were talking about normal people tah had fallen into some difficulty I'd be the first to agree. The thing about these people and their church and their spiritual breathren is that they would not hesitate for a moment to dictate every aspect of your public and private life under force of law if they could. To impose their big pile of crazy on us all is part of their mission.
ReplyDeleteNot meaning to lecture but if you were kidding I must have missed the 'smiley' in your posting.
I don't even understand the crazed, obsessive mentality these people have. I got fed up with my church (the whole Church actually) and just stopped going. Sleeping late on Sunday was way more entertaining. These people need to get a life.
Mon Hinnyral, I'm live surrounded by these people, you should be scared, very scared.
ReplyDeletejcricket:
ReplyDelete"JesusLovesYou" is a bad password? Really? Fuck!!
Does that mean that my checking account 143978534 1226852 144 is compromised?
Do me a favor and try to deposit $10K in it and let me know if it works.
democommie:
ReplyDeleteDude, I'd like to be able to give you a hand with that, but right now my only available $10K is tied up in helping a nice Nigerian prince get his family fortune out of the hands of rebels who have taken over his country's banking system.
Bad timing, man. Bad timing.
...gee, I guess that makes it an unavailable $10K, now doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteMy bad.
Glad to see that you gave your sympathetic 2 cents worth to another godly man General JC. Good on ya
ReplyDeleteIt's fun when wolverines and hyenas go cannibal.
ReplyDeleteOh, good lawd! Zsuzsana has been having fun with Dad in town
ReplyDeletepay close attention to seconds mark 26 to 28 for the pan over of the arsenal it takes to have a family pic-nic these days.
The NEWEST Pretrib Calendar
ReplyDeleteHal (serial polygamist) Lindsey and other pretrib-rapture-trafficking and Mayan-Calendar-hugging hucksters deserve the following message: "2012 may be YOUR latest date. It isn't MAYAN!" Actually, if it weren't for the 179-year-old, fringe-British-invented, American-merchandised pretribulation rapture bunco scheme, Hal might still be piloting a tugboat on the Mississippi. roly-poly Thomas Ice (Tim LaHaye's No. 1 strong-arm enforcer) might still be in his tiny folding-chair church which shares its firewall with a Texas saloon, Jack Van Impe might still be a jazz band musician, Tim LaHaye might still be titillating California matrons with his "Christian" sex manual, Grant Jeffrey might still be taking care of figures up in Canada, Chuck Missler might still be in mysterious hush-hush stuff that rocket scientists don't dare talk about, John Hagee might be making - and eating - world-record pizzas, and Jimmy ("Bye You" Rapture) Swaggart might still be flying on a Ferriday flatbed! To read more details about the eschatological British import that leading British scholarship never adopted - the import that's created some American multi-millionaires - Google "Pretrib Rapture Diehards" (note LaHaye's hypocrisy under "1992"), "Hal Lindsey's Many Divorces," "Thomas Ice (Bloopers)" and "Thomas Ice (Hired Gun)," "LaHaye's Temperament," "Wily Jeffrey," "Chuck Missler - Copyist," "Open Letter to Todd Strandberg" and "The Rapture Index (Mad Theology)," "X-Raying Margaret," "Humbug Huebner," "Thieves' Marketing," "Appendix F: Thou Shalt Not Steal," "The Unoriginal John Darby," "Pretrib Hypocrisy," "The Real Manuel Lacunza," "Roots of (Warlike) Christian Zionism," "America's Pretrib Rapture Traffickers," "Pretrib Rapture - Hidden Facts," "Dolcino? Duh!" and "Scholars Weigh My Research." Most of the above is written by journalist/historian Dave MacPherson who has focused on long-hidden pretrib rapture history for 35+ years. No one else has focused on it for 35 months or even 35 weeks. MacPherson has been a frequent radio talk show guest and he states that all of his royalties have always gone to a nonprofit group and not to any individual. His No. 1 book on all this is "The Rapture Plot" (see Armageddon Books online, etc.). The amazing thing is how long it has taken the mainstream media to finally notice and expose this unbelievably groundless yet extremely lucrative theological hoax!