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Thursday, April 02, 2009

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  1. Dumping haloscan is groovy. Feel freely.

  2. General, Sir:

    I watch Steven Colbert and I feel that while his points are all, well, pointy and his fervor is, umm, ferverous that there's just something slightly "off" about him. You know the teevee can add a few pounds (as it obviously does with Glenn Bucket-O-Feces and Rush Blimpoid) but do you think that maybe Leader Colbert is really black or jewish or something. I mean, I just get this weird vibe when I watch him.

  3. I watched a re-run of this episode with my thirteen year old son last night. I don’t think either one of us knew just how mentally unstable Glenn Beck really is. I mean, we already knew he was a moron and a first class asshole. But mental? Didn’t know that.

    Glen, they make some wonderful pharmaceuticals these days. Really. Get yourself a ’scrip, pal.

  4. By the way, is it “Glen” or “Glenn”? Either way, I guarantee somebody’s patented a drug somewhere for whatever it is he’s got.

  5. The Beck "mash up" from MSNBC's Morning Joe was much scarier than this. This grifter is the worst con man in history. Only an asshole like Ailes would elevate this simpleton.
    I have always admired a good con. I'd pay real money to see Swaggart, talented, good show, lot's of laughs. But Beck is a transparent fraud, and an artless one at that.
    Insanity is no excuse Glen. Tammy Fay was certifiable, but when the curtain rose, she was ON baby.
    Christmas sweater, 9/12, FEMA camps, you shit-for-brains stooge.

  6. I wish I had feng's eloquence and Stephen Colbert's style *sigh*

  7. I wish I could pull off the adult diaper like Colbert. By which, of course, I mean pull it off stylistically, as a fashion statement. Not, um, pull it off in the literal sense.

  8. Wait a minute. Did Feng really just say “室內設計公司光慧這家不錯唷!”?

    Really? Are you serious? I mean, I understand “簡轉繁工具很好用!” “簡轉繁工具很好用” I get. Let’s face it, we’ve all been there. Who doesn’t want a little 簡轉繁工具很好用 now and again. Seriously.

    簡轉繁工具很好用 represent! Know what I’m sayin’?

    But 室內設計公司光慧這家不錯唷? You’ve got to be effing kidding me.

  9. is it glenn or glenda?

  10. Glen or Glenda Beck should go 簡轉繁工具很好用 himself.


  11. Feng:

    We're 你需要室內設計嗎?請找極舍!他有幫這一家香舖做裝潢,香舖的網站設計都找誰做呀
    連SEO也做了說 ! at you, not with you.

  12. GC3R Troops FTW!
    Best use of a spam EVAH!

  13. Looky here, people who hole up in delapidated houses with plywood over the windows as they hold the sheriff's department at bay with their collection of assault rifles need to have a show that speaks to them. Hence, Beck.

    Leave no demographic unturned, I say. And that one is growing...

  14. Beck / Romney in 2012!!

  15. Mmmm.... tasty Chinese spam, Szechwan style. Scissoring!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.