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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Allahpundit, smooth operator
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Anonymous
Fellow patriot Allahpundit sacrifices so much time screeching "FOREIGNER...UNCLEAN" on Our Lady of the Concentration Camp's Hot Air blog, he has little time left to properly wank express his love to all the pictures he receives from the ladies.
I don’t know about you, Gen’rul, but I must be doing something wrong. No beautiful women will share pictures with me. Well, I mean, other than that Michelle Malkin. I mean, I can’t get her to stop sending me pics, fer Chrissakes. But other than that, I don’t get bupkis. Know what I’m sayin’?
I was the Sailor in the Boat They said that I could never float And so I left in a bit of a snit Now many think I'm a fucking twit But take the "i" and make it an "a" And with me many want to play A Warning Lads: while on this hunt Do not refer to me as...ow! ow! ow!
What country is this Twitter town in? Googling "cities named twitter" helped a bit: http://crunchgear.com/2009/04/26/oklahoma-city-teabagger-arrested-for-threatening-bloodbath-on-twitter/
I don’t know about you, Gen’rul, but I must be doing something wrong. No beautiful women will share pictures with me. Well, I mean, other than that Michelle Malkin. I mean, I can’t get her to stop sending me pics, fer Chrissakes. But other than that, I don’t get bupkis. Know what I’m sayin’?
ReplyDeleteWell, if a picture of a woman's Twit is as close as you can get to the real thing...
ReplyDeleteI was the Sailor in the Boat
ReplyDeleteThey said that I could never float
And so I left in a bit of a snit
Now many think I'm a fucking twit
But take the "i" and make it an "a"
And with me many want to play
A Warning Lads: while on this hunt
Do not refer to me as...ow! ow! ow!
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Shouldn't that be "women"?
ReplyDeleteWhat country is this Twitter town in?
ReplyDeleteGoogling "cities named twitter" helped a bit: http://crunchgear.com/2009/04/26/oklahoma-city-teabagger-arrested-for-threatening-bloodbath-on-twitter/