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Monday, May 25, 2009

Play "Freebird," Man!

The Confederacy lives in Georgia.

12 comments:

  1. I think it started with a Mandingo running back that was being pawed by the white girls. The parents were not pleased, and manufactured an excuse to separate the races. Can't have the trailer trash whites spoiling the gene pool of the colored folk.

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  2. White Girl's Texting: he sed it wz a pnis--i tld him it wz lik one only smllr. por guy. fail.

    ++++

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  3. hey, I think those are his formal combat pants at least.

    (btw General, you got hat-tipped at the galloping beaver, and not by me this time)

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  4. Sorry to be OT, but when I hear of horrifying news from the front, especially when it involves a topic that's been under Teh Gen'l's steely gaze before, I must sound off. It seems that the U.S. Army has been burning The Holy Bible in the Mountainland of the Pathan Terrrrrrrrists!(Warning -- link connects to a known terrrrrrrist news organisation. Open at your own risk.)

    Diabolical, I tell you. It seems as if the Army has knuckled under to the demands of the Mahometans. Can we get the Air Force to start bombing the Army or something?

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  5. Just when you thought it was safe to visit Georgia...

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  6. I dunno. If I were a black teenager in my senior year in Georgia, I'd want to stay the hell away from the blond, white seniors at all of their special senior events. Blond, white seniors seem to go missing.....just sayin'.


    [I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?]

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  7. ...and following that random thought...it would make for a whole summer of a ratings bonanza for Nancy Grace!!

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  8. They are doing it for the children. You see, if a white person and a black person have a baby, it'll be brown. We're right in the middle of an existential threat to resubjugate brown people. Would YOU want YOUR offspring to be born the enemy?

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  9. When the Rebels rise again, it will be for purity of proms. And we'll promptly kick them ass-less again and let them whimper behind their redneck flag.

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  10. I'm just guessing here, but doesn't Jethro and Daisy Mae look just a tad over the going age limit on high school promers? I've heard tell that some youngins are a little slow due to inbreeding and such, but these two seem to be the poster children of the held-back-in-school-due-to-low-IQ group. BTW, nice dress.

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  11. A lovely couple enjoying their 4th senior prom.

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  12. If that's what the "white-folks prom" looks like, count my lily-white ass at the "black folks prom".

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.