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Shouldn't we know if they guy we elect to fight the abomination which is the gay is himself one of the gay?
I have always thought that the reason the Republicans are so weak on the issue of the gay is that so many of them are.
Otherwise, why don't we have God fearing Republican members of Congress introducing bills that the gay should be put in a public stockade. That would surely help stop the gay agenda.
And thumbscrews. Do you think the gay could recruit high school students as well if they knew that thumbscrews would be applied if they are caught?
I have some other ideas, but none will see the light of day, because, I fear, too many Republicans are part of the gay. (In fact, one would be too many, but you know what I mean.)
Therefore, I say Out 'Em. Out 'Em all! Then will see some real Christian legislation introduced.
I think this guy McKelway might really be a Homosexualist trying to make our side look bad. Like the Masons, they use symbols to identify each other. The Pink Tie is one. They also have a secret "handshake" that I can't even talk about in mixed company.
I'm in Johnson City, NY, today. There are many heartbroken reptiligays who cashed in what was left of their 401KKK's to buy a one way ticket to this burg, based solely on its name.
They're working around with signs saying things like:
Moondancer sez, “I bet a brazillion dollars that that lantern-jawed hunk is wearing a garter belt.”Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Besides, according to Executive Transvestite Eddie Izzard, who is, after all, the go-to guy on the whole cross-dressing thingy, guys in drag generally fancy the ladies anyways.
I mean, not that I’d know anything about that. I’m just sayin’.
Hehehe, like Mike Rogers says to Doug McKelway at early in the interview 'Clearly, this is very mportant to you...' If McKelway had been quicker on the uptake and had the brains Ghod gave a flea, he would'a got all punch-y and head 'sploden waaaay earlier in that interview. He's probably the only one that didn't know what was being said; he of the fabulous pink tie an' all. ;-)
I have strong feelings about this issue. Really strong feelings. Really, really, strong, strong feelings about this issue. I am issuing a strong feeling about this. I have an emerging issuance--a strong, immanent arrival of a nascent feeling. I have an upwelling of spooge-based feelings issuance thrusting shudder explode. My position on this is receptive, yet proactive. Strongly proactive issuance spurs slap my ass. All blood to crotch. Cannot think. Must. engorge. release. fuck. Oxygen! Oxygen! Towels. Moist, warm towels and pronto!
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteHey, that anchorguy is SO BUTCH!
General, sir:
ReplyDeleteWhy is our side always against outing the gay?
Shouldn't we know if they guy we elect to fight the abomination which is the gay is himself one of the gay?
I have always thought that the reason the Republicans are so weak on the issue of the gay is that so many of them are.
Otherwise, why don't we have God fearing Republican members of Congress introducing bills that the gay should be put in a public stockade. That would surely help stop the gay agenda.
And thumbscrews. Do you think the gay could recruit high school students as well if they knew that thumbscrews would be applied if they are caught?
I have some other ideas, but none will see the light of day, because, I fear, too many Republicans are part of the gay. (In fact, one would be too many, but you know what I mean.)
Therefore, I say Out 'Em. Out 'Em all! Then will see some real Christian legislation introduced.
Sincerely,
Is "I want to punch you in the face" how the kids are saying "I want to fondle you in the manparts" these days?
ReplyDeleteHello Frisco!! I bet a brazillion dollars that that lantern-jawed hunk is wearing a garter belt.
ReplyDeleteI think this guy McKelway might really be a Homosexualist trying to make our side look bad. Like the Masons, they use symbols to identify each other. The Pink Tie is one. They also have a secret "handshake" that I can't even talk about in mixed company.
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI'm in Johnson City, NY, today. There are many heartbroken reptiligays who cashed in what was left of their 401KKK's to buy a one way ticket to this burg, based solely on its name.
They're working around with signs saying things like:
"Will do rough trade for food."
Moondancer sez, “I bet a brazillion dollars that that lantern-jawed hunk is wearing a garter belt.”Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteBesides, according to Executive Transvestite Eddie Izzard, who is, after all, the go-to guy on the whole cross-dressing thingy, guys in drag generally fancy the ladies anyways.
I mean, not that I’d know anything about that. I’m just sayin’.
Hehehe, like Mike Rogers says to Doug McKelway at early in the interview 'Clearly, this is very mportant to you...' If McKelway had been quicker on the uptake and had the brains Ghod gave a flea, he would'a got all punch-y and head 'sploden waaaay earlier in that interview. He's probably the only one that didn't know what was being said; he of the fabulous pink tie an' all. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI have strong feelings about this issue. Really strong feelings. Really, really, strong, strong feelings about this issue. I am issuing a strong feeling about this. I have an emerging issuance--a strong, immanent arrival of a nascent feeling. I have an upwelling of spooge-based feelings issuance thrusting shudder explode. My position on this is receptive, yet proactive. Strongly proactive issuance spurs slap my ass. All blood to crotch. Cannot think. Must. engorge. release. fuck. Oxygen! Oxygen! Towels. Moist, warm towels and pronto!
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mjs:
ReplyDeleteFollow the Opus Dei route and get oneathem steel wool gloves.
democommie: no wonder rust never sleeps.
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wow. that anchor is really deep in the closet. he defended tea room sex!
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