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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

I can see Galt's Gulch from my window

Sarah Palin believes in a different kind of capitalism:

We are the only state with a negative tax rate, where we don’t have any income, sales or property tax statewide, and yes we have a share of our oil resource revenue that goes back to the people that own the resources. Imagine that... a fair and equitable share of the resources that we own, and the people will share in those resource revenues that are derived.

Remember readers, socialism makes Jesus cry, but collective ownership of the means of production rocks!.


  1. JC she reads all of the papers, she knows better than the liberal media sexist attacking bias baby eaters. Palin is a pillar of Christian anti-socialism and we must follow her without question to the cause.

  2. Anonymous6:22 PM

    From each according to his acreage, to each according to his property values. Or something like that.

  3. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Y'know, I used to think George W. Bush represented the epitome of willfully ignorant, mis-educated, tree-stump stupid folksiness.

    Gov. Sarah Palin surpasses him in all these qualities, in ways that are breathtaking to behold. Truly, I don't think she listens to the words that come out of her mouth... which is probably a blessing for her.

  4. sarah often goes for walks
    in the foldings of her brain
    sometimes she slips into a crack
    and can't get out again
    "i'm sure that i will wriggle out"
    she chirps with charm and wit
    but then she slips down further
    and starts to throw a fit
    "paging real america"
    she bellows in her rut
    but no ever hears her
    they are staring at her butt


  5. Anonymous9:09 PM

    Okay, so, “technowitch” is now my favorite nom de guerre. Or is it nom de blog?

  6. She's freakin' HOT!
    By 2012 she'll be Newt's running mate, have ANOTHER BABY (thank you very much for over-populating the world with the stupid)and a few more grandkiddies (see above). Gosh, how exciting!

    mjs, put on those crampons young feller! You need to go a spelunkin' into The Brain Hiding Inside Sarah's Skull. Good luck!

  7. This proves that her Governess is not just another pretty face.

  8. Anonymous11:21 PM

    It's an old nickname, Dave, which I acquired back when as part of my duties I was managing a hardware testing lab. Seems I developed a reputation for being able to 'magically' get balky computer & networking HW up and running, plus most there also knew of my Wiccan tendencies. One day, I overheard one engineer ask another where I was, and he replied, "Oh, the Technowitch is down in her lair."

    The name stuck after that... Anyway, thanks!

  9. I dunno, sounds like Palin has been listening to those guys called Mark or something.

  10. Anonymous5:48 AM

    If SaraP's alternate economy is working so well and she has negotiated such a great deal for Alaskans from the oil companies I'm surprised she hasn't started a movement to reject all Federal funds that our into Alaska?

    Also, I suspect that she is still having a problem recognizing the fact that the Alaskan Native village communities have been on the brink of ruin since late last year. I was reading last fall that donations of food were being airlifted into several of the villages so the inhabitants wouldn't have to decide between freezing to death (due to the exorbitant heating oil prices) and starving. Her belief that the oil companies are taking care of Alaska so well must be why she did absolutely nothing about the crisis for 6 months and then did far too little. I'm glad she cleared that up 'cause I was beginning to think she was just insensitive and shallow.

  11. She has achieved Grand Wizard level, 33rd degree in Cognitive Dissonance. By 2012, I predict she will be able to walk through the walls of common sence to achieve a singularity in the stupid continuum that will usher in a new era for the caveman.

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  13. General, Sir:

    Sarah is way ahead of the curve. She was in Auburn, NY last weekend (IIRC) to celebrate the umptieth anniversary of the purchase of Alaska by one William Seward, scion of Auburn and a man who was roundly denounced (again, IIRC) as a fucking idiot for squandering the U.S.'s monies by what was the "conservative" attack machine of his time--I think it might have been the Ur "Know Nothing Party" whose namesake later gained such prominence that the U.S. managed to get into not one but two pretty major foreign Wars ("The Great War" and "The War To End All War" {a large number of those same folks wanted to include "War Of The Worlds" in our list of major victories over younameofascists despite repeated assurances that it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED).

    As this photo shows:

    Sarah Jane Plainly A Simpleton can simultaneously assume the mantle of Pat Nixon (that cute little jacket is made from the coat mentioned here):

    "Well, that's about it. That's what we have and that's what we owe. It isn't very much but Pat and I have the satisfaction that every dime that we've got is honestly ours. I should say this—that Pat doesn't have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat. And I always tell her that she'd look good in anything.[51]"--from the "Checker's Speech", Wiki.

    While, at the same moment, wearing some pretty strappy hobnailed bootsandals to march in a parade. Damn, she is the HAWT in repressed, closeted exhibitionist sortaway.

  14. It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.