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jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer jesus will not drink a keg of beer jesus is uptight but lord, he does fly right jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
jesus ain't no money-grubbin' jew jesus just be hangin' with his crew jesus is so white ain't no swarthy dude, that's right jesus ain't no money-grubbin' jew
jesus ain't some actor in a play jesus never, ever did get laid jesus took the fall that takes a lot of balls jesus ain't some actor in a play
jesus never peed off any cloud jesus never did talk very loud jesus spends his days fighting off the gays jesus never peed off any cloud
jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer jesus will not drink a keg of beer jesus is uptight but lord, he does fly right jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
I went to the website. Did you check out the last post on that link? The one about states and foreign countries she had visited? You really should do so. Note, particularly the second map with the foreign countried visited, highlighted in Red.
Sir, While I do believe that Jesus didn't sport no dreadlocks, I don't think the Divine Do was High and Tight like the few and proud were issued.... I prefer to believe that it was more like this
Everyone knows that Jesus had a "high 'n tight" buzzcut, a bad ass tattoo on his right shoulder (pumped from daily gym workouts), and wore army boots to kick the moneychangers' asses.
Jesus Ain't No Long-Haired Hippy Queer
ReplyDeletejesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
jesus will not drink a keg of beer
jesus is uptight
but lord, he does fly right
jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
jesus ain't no money-grubbin' jew
jesus just be hangin' with his crew
jesus is so white
ain't no swarthy dude, that's right
jesus ain't no money-grubbin' jew
jesus ain't some actor in a play
jesus never, ever did get laid
jesus took the fall
that takes a lot of balls
jesus ain't some actor in a play
jesus never peed off any cloud
jesus never did talk very loud
jesus spends his days
fighting off the gays
jesus never peed off any cloud
jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
jesus will not drink a keg of beer
jesus is uptight
but lord, he does fly right
jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
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My inner Bookseller would like to point out the condition of his bible is Less Than Fine. Stains to text block.
ReplyDeleteThose are some greasy fingers, that's all I'm sayin.
These idiots make me want to try out that whole imprecatory prayer thang.
ReplyDeleteEh, good thing I'm not a Christian and ethical to boot.
Are there people in the room with him? And is that his living room or a bedroom or what? I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteYs, of course - Jesus must have had a crew cut. And he certainly wasn't dusky or Semitic - everyone knows He was white as snow.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of crew cuts, I'm afraid Pastor Anderson is my new guilty pleasure - I can't stay away from him and his lovely, submissive Zsuzsanna!
ReplyDeleteAlicia Morgan:
ReplyDeleteI went to the website. Did you check out the last post on that link? The one about states and foreign countries she had visited? You really should do so. Note, particularly the second map with the foreign countried visited, highlighted in Red.
But, but, I thought that ass-kicking Ted Nugent made it okay to have long hair.
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily to shit one’s self to avoid the draft, mind you; but to have long hair. I thought that was okay. On accounta Ted.
Jesus H. Christ, I’m confused.
Sir,
ReplyDeleteWhile I do believe that Jesus didn't sport no dreadlocks, I don't think the Divine Do was High and Tight like the few and proud were issued....
I prefer to believe that it was more like this
http://www2.nationalreview.com/dest/2007/12/11/123107small.jpg
Flip, fetchin' flipper, mother flocker....
ReplyDeleteI meant this.
http://www.cehwiedel.com/blogs/traces/?m=20071212
Everyone knows that Jesus had a "high 'n tight" buzzcut, a bad ass tattoo on his right shoulder (pumped from daily gym workouts), and wore army boots to kick the moneychangers' asses.
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