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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Jesus "aint no long-haired hippy queer"

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  1. Jesus Ain't No Long-Haired Hippy Queer

    jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
    jesus will not drink a keg of beer
    jesus is uptight
    but lord, he does fly right
    jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer

    jesus ain't no money-grubbin' jew
    jesus just be hangin' with his crew
    jesus is so white
    ain't no swarthy dude, that's right
    jesus ain't no money-grubbin' jew

    jesus ain't some actor in a play
    jesus never, ever did get laid
    jesus took the fall
    that takes a lot of balls
    jesus ain't some actor in a play

    jesus never peed off any cloud
    jesus never did talk very loud
    jesus spends his days
    fighting off the gays
    jesus never peed off any cloud

    jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer
    jesus will not drink a keg of beer
    jesus is uptight
    but lord, he does fly right
    jesus ain't no long-haired hippy queer

    ++++

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  2. My inner Bookseller would like to point out the condition of his bible is Less Than Fine. Stains to text block.

    Those are some greasy fingers, that's all I'm sayin.

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  3. These idiots make me want to try out that whole imprecatory prayer thang.

    Eh, good thing I'm not a Christian and ethical to boot.

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  4. Are there people in the room with him? And is that his living room or a bedroom or what? I'm confused.

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  5. If you look at the other videos you can see it's a living room. I believe it belongs to the other guy in the audience, who preaches there too. I featured his video on Sunday afternoon.

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  6. Ys, of course - Jesus must have had a crew cut. And he certainly wasn't dusky or Semitic - everyone knows He was white as snow.

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  7. Speaking of crew cuts, I'm afraid Pastor Anderson is my new guilty pleasure - I can't stay away from him and his lovely, submissive Zsuzsanna!

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  8. Alicia Morgan:

    I went to the website. Did you check out the last post on that link? The one about states and foreign countries she had visited? You really should do so. Note, particularly the second map with the foreign countried visited, highlighted in Red.

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  9. But, but, I thought that ass-kicking Ted Nugent made it okay to have long hair.

    Not necessarily to shit one’s self to avoid the draft, mind you; but to have long hair. I thought that was okay. On accounta Ted.

    Jesus H. Christ, I’m confused.

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  10. Sir,
    While I do believe that Jesus didn't sport no dreadlocks, I don't think the Divine Do was High and Tight like the few and proud were issued....
    I prefer to believe that it was more like this

    http://www2.nationalreview.com/dest/2007/12/11/123107small.jpg

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  11. Flip, fetchin' flipper, mother flocker....
    I meant this.

    http://www.cehwiedel.com/blogs/traces/?m=20071212

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  12. Everyone knows that Jesus had a "high 'n tight" buzzcut, a bad ass tattoo on his right shoulder (pumped from daily gym workouts), and wore army boots to kick the moneychangers' asses.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.