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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Too Deviously Smart For Alberto

Jennifer Rubin
Pajamas Media

Dear Mrs Rubin,

Kudos for writing about Obama's ties to the ultra-dangerous Islamic Society of North America. We knew the Obamaslamunistofascists were treacherous, but who could have dreamed they'd stoop so low as to sponsor a booth at a convention held by a group so devious, Alberto Gonzales couldn't find a reason to indict them.

We're all going to die!

Heterosexually yours in a chaste, Christian, and biblically appropriate kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

5 comments:

  1. I wish I would wear my pants when I'm at the computer, that way whenever I read her stuff I could shit in them.

    I love her post's tagline:

    Pajamas Media will continue to investigate.

    Don't you see, people? They're Muslims! Muslims!

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  2. "I wish I would wear my pants when I'm at the computer, that way whenever I read her stuff I could shit in them."

    Mr. mjs, Sir:

    Is that why it takes as much as 5 or 6 tries to post a comment (I keep getting a notice that the webpage can't be opened, then have to hit the back key--and then it happens again, until it finally bites)? I only ask because my neighbors, now that it's high summer here in the land of OntarioNYness, get the impression--from what they hear--that I'm verbally abusing someone who is performing fellatio.

    General, Sir:

    Is there some way that we can send Mr. Rubin a sympathy card?

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  3. democommie: are you verbally abusing someone who is performing fellatio on you or on another? Such distinctions can make all the difference. btw: I'm wearing hockey pants today.

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  4. mjs, would you commit to wearing pants when doing your comments in the future? I would hate to think I'm sullying myself reading comments created and posted in such a manner. I always wondered how you did it? I knew there was somekind of trick to it.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.