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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Maybe a group of patriotic Teabagger-Americans could do it themselves

Glen Beck and Michael Scheuer know that sometimes you have to nuke your nation to save it:
The only chance we have as a country right now is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States.


4 comments:

  1. Wingnut #1 to Wingnut #2: "No you dummy I said bring Uranium, not a Geranium".

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  2. Anonymous2:00 PM

    I hate it when our guys say what they really mean!

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  3. Some guy ranted about this on tpmcafe this morning:

    http://tinyurl.com/firebeck/

    And I gotta ask: is it illegal to fanasize about this Scheuer guy's head suddenly bursting forth into a fine pink mist?

    _Scanners_ was a spooky movie, too.

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  4. As illegal as it would be to put his home address online and, on his behalf, dare terrorists to attack it. Then he could show us how Rambo he is, and others would be inspired by his example.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.