The Coming Civil War

Ron Ewert
National Association of Rural Landowners

Dear Mr. Ewert,

People are always saying "Elections have consequences." Unfortunately, the consequences they list are usually things like Supreme Court appointments, passing legislation, etc. They never list two of the most important consequences--the ones you promote so often in your videos: civil war and revolution.

That's a shame, because it means that our fellow citizens don't understand that if they don't like the outcome of an election, they can always grab up their guns and go to war against their wrong-voting neighbors. Sure, the Obamunists might be in the majority, but, frankly, they're less likely to own guns and less inclined to kill than we are, so I'd say we have the advantage.

In your video, "The Coming Civil War," You issue an ultimatum ordering the Obamunists to cease and desist promoting or passing a number of policies and legislative initiatives. If they fail to do so, you warn them that we will go to war. The list includes:

No amnesty for illegal aliens.
No national health care.
No gun control or gun control treaties.
No food control legislation.
No cap and trade lunacy
No Clean Water Restoration Act
No environmental lunacy
No more stimulus and bailout legislation
No to any more Federal Reserve power
No Real ID and PASS Act
No closing Guantanamo Bay

I'm wondering if it's all or nothing or if it's negotiable. Do we start shooting our neighbors if they drop everything else but still close Gitmo? If not, is there any kind of ranking? Is the Clean Water Restoration Act more important than, say, gun control. Are there one or two things that are non-negotiable? Should I bomb Aunt Beulah's house if the Food Safety Modernization Act of 2009 becomes law.

I'd appreciate it if you could provide a little clarification.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC. Christian, patriot

p.s. I love your no trespassing signs. It's about time someone warned the state agriculture guys they'll be shot if they start nosing around the dairy barn.