The Opinion Corporations who benefit from the present health care system in the United States will not fight like meth-addled wolverines to protect their obscene profits has died, having been trampled to death at a town hall meeting in Anytown, USA.
The Opinion, which lurked just beneath the surface of the collective unconscious, was never actually articulated on corporate television, corporate radio or in corporate print media. Its tragic demise came as it attempted to flee an agitated crowd of Americans with extremely large buttocks at a Town Hall rally: it was squashed to death by an ad hoc "sit-on" sponsored by the usual suspects.
No services are anticipated for the late Opinion, largely because its relatives are as dumb as a laminated post covered in mustard. And angry, too. Angry and dumb. And you're a commie if you point that out. A no-good, dirty commie.
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The Opinuary Column appears Friday afternoons at Jesus' General.
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Corporate America would, if they could, make it illegal to keep cash in your wallet. Dollars, sitting idly in paper form are hurting the economy by not being spent or kept in a major financial institution.
ReplyDeleteThomas, I wouldn't underestimate the power of Corporate America, they appear to be successfully denying all Americans healthcare (killing us for profit) agianst the wishes of what, 78% of the voters. If they can kill you for profit and that is what they are doing then making, "it illegal to keep cash in your wallet" is nothing. They may use a little smoke and mirrors and let you keep some cash until you get sick, then they'll take it so that it's not really like saying you can't have any. I can't thaink about it anymore, my blood pressure medicine just can't cope with such abuse.
ReplyDeleteCorporations who benefit (yadda, yadda, yadda) were not trampled at a townhall meeting. They were victims of negligent homicide by supporters of Glenn Beck and Bill-O the Clown, who decided to exercise their second amendment rights in a crowded gymnasium where the local democrat congressman asked his constituents to meet and discuss health care.
ReplyDeleteOf course, as members of the Party of Personal Responsibility, no one was accountable.
Film at eleven.
keep the government out of medicare
ReplyDeletekeep the babies out of daycare
keep the fuzz out of fozzy bear
beware
beware
keep the gas out of gasoline
keep the snatch out of magazines
keep the gloss out of maybelline
beware
beware
oh, oh
don't do it, just don't do it
even though you want to, uh-huh
don't touch it, don't wanna touch it
no, no
don't go there
beware
keep the fairy out of the military
keep obama out of my momma, comma
keep birthers with flat earthers
oh, oh
beware
beware
keep bodies out of the hospital beds
keep me dying for profits, not for the feds
keep us fat, dumb, with child--smile
but beware
beware
oh, oh
don't do it, just don't do it
even though you want to, uh-huh
don't touch it, don't wanna touch it
no, no
don't go there
beware
keep the government out of medicare
keep the babies out of daycare
keep the fuzz out of fozzy bear
beware
beware
teh stupid has won (yeah-yeah)
ted stupid has a gun (yeah-yeah)
teh stupid is everywhere
but you don't care
beware
beware
keep the government out of medicare
keep the babies out of daycare
keep the fuzz out of fozzy bear
he's one very fuzzy bear
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Who's giving meth to wolverines, anyway? It's not like they need it, and that stuff's not cheap. Why can't they give it to me instead? I would promise not to bite anyone.
ReplyDeleteBukko in Upsidedown:
ReplyDeleteThe meth addled wolverines are the ones from "Red Dawn".
I just got accepted by the VA for healthcare, I can't wait to hear that they've contracted with HCA/Halliburton to do all the work.
If HCA/Hellahurtin is doing your VA health care, I bet they give you lots of meth. You'll feel better for at least 30 minutes! (Less time if you're subject to atrial fibrillation...)
ReplyDeletegood one ....thanks for sharing..
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