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Monday, September 21, 2009

Josh Trevino's "Who's a RealMerakin™" founder proposes an innovative approach to ease border crossing hassles.

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  1. General, Sir:

    I saw this on a couple of other blogs and none of the commenters asked what, to me, would be the obvious question:

    "Trevino"? red haired and blue-eyed--TREVINO!--for fuck's sake?

    We all know that Lee Buck Trevino, a krazee good golfer is known as "Super Mex" to a lot of folks. What do you suppose they call Josh (other than "prick", "asshole", "fuckwad" and "dickhead")?

  2. General, Sir:

    I'm sorry, I forgot "douch nozzle". My bad.

  3. so he considers his red hair and pale skin his passport - from where? Norway? Denmark?

    Strictly speaking, "Real Americans" are sort of the colour of old pennies and have black hair - sorta like this guy --though I think he'd be pissed off if you told him he was "American"--the rest of you are from someplace else and as guests in America, you can either behave or go back where you came from.

  4. Anonymous1:32 AM

    This reminds me of the South Park episode, "Ginger Kids."

  5. This is why the entire concept of "borders" is ridiculous, and "illegal immigrants" is just an excuse for xenophobia.

  6. Aren't there quite a few fair-skinned, red-haired Irish illegal immigrants? Mister Trevino (or should I say Mister O'Trevin?) might be advised to stay away from New York.


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