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Friday, October 23, 2009

Conservapeda follows the gourd

God calls Jonah on his gourdphone:
Chapter 4 of the Book of Jonah reveals Jonah's true intentions as to running away: he wanted to see Nineveh destoyed, as he had hated that city greatly, and the Lord's staying of His judgement only made him angry. God explained to him through a gourd that He cares very much about the inhabitants of any city enough to send someone like Jonah to preach repentance.

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2 comments:

  1. Don't forget about the worm. The worm and the gourd are as close as crossed fingers.

    Is a cantaloupe a gourd?

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  2. Indeed, as the saying goes, gourd by your own oxen as a smoking sacrifice on the altar of Beezlebub, bub! But I am curious as to whether Jonah took the call before or after he rented that condo in the great whale?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.