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Friday, October 16, 2009

Father of the year, Richard Heene, on "ugly chicks"

Balloon Boy's father speaks out on beauty:
Hot chicks don't need makeup. Ugly chicks need makeup to look like hot chicks. When hot chicks put on makeup they look ugly. So, the real hot chick are then the ugly ones. Britney Spears is sexy as is, right out of the box, so why does she need it?



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3 comments:

  1. Is there a video of him anywhere carrying an ax and chanting "REDRUM! REDRUM!"?

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  2. "right out of the box"

    so, Britney Spears IS a robot, I just knew it!

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.